Camo
02-26-2008, 08:51 PM
Saw this on H20, thought it was funny
My penis is like a top heavy Nissan Xterra. It has the occasional trouble of staying upright.
My penis is like my Datsun 510. Primarily designed for old people but requires a complete overhaul in order to get it back to the way it used to be.
My dick is like the NISMO Skyline GT-R. It's wide, hangs pretty low, easy to get going pretty fast, and usually arrives at its destination before u want it to.
My penis is like an Japanese Skyline police car: makes a lot of noise and leaves other cars in its dust in terms of getting to the action, but once it gets to the action it either starts shooting off immediately or isn't entirely sure what to do at first.
My penis is like a USDM 240SX. It's been toned down for US civilian use and costs a couple grand to perform the way the original used to.
My penis is like a 350Z. Sure, you can use it by yourself and still have a little fun. You feel a little silly after awhile though, everyone knows it was made for someone else to enjoy it with you.
My penis is like my Nissan pickup; not the biggest one out there but reliable, long lasting and a whole lot of fun to get in and out of tight spots.
My penis is like my 300ZX twin turbo, it takes off super fast but runs out of gas in no time and gives you no lasting enjoyment.
My penis is like a Motorex Skyline, there’s nothing around that looks as sweet but only delivers half as much as its worth.
My penis is like a SR powered/Drift prepped 240SX, overhyped and marketed towards those who can’t even drive yet.
My penis is like an RB powered 240SX. Way way too powerful, and has a tendency to reach climax before its expected.
My penis is like my 4 puck clutch on my 240, nobody understands how to work it as well as the owner, and when someone inexperienced gets ahold of it, they tend to fuck it up.
My penis is like my Nissan Titan. I don't know how it fits in most spaces, but I'm glad it does.
My penis is like a pizza delivering 240SX. It always comes once per customer and people get excited when it shows up at their house.
My penis is like a 4dr Skyline. It may look big, but its just as agile as it is heavy. It can satisfy over 4 people at once and still be sideways too.
My penis is like a Nissan Pathfinder. It's large enough without being too big. Nice looking, but nothing too flashy. It's getting a little older now, but still performs well since I have it serviced regularly.
My penis is like a Pimped Out S14: Bling, touches the ground and Gangsta bitches love em.
My penis is like a SOHC 240SX, low powered and embarrassing to use but quite efficient.
My penis is like a Datsun 240z: Old Skool but the ladies love riding it cuz its classic look is timeless.
My penis is like a Road Course prepped 240SX. Gives an awful ride to anyone who chooses to take it for a spin but worth it because it's so fast.
My penis is like a top heavy Nissan Xterra. It has the occasional trouble of staying upright.
My penis is like my Datsun 510. Primarily designed for old people but requires a complete overhaul in order to get it back to the way it used to be.
My dick is like the NISMO Skyline GT-R. It's wide, hangs pretty low, easy to get going pretty fast, and usually arrives at its destination before u want it to.
My penis is like an Japanese Skyline police car: makes a lot of noise and leaves other cars in its dust in terms of getting to the action, but once it gets to the action it either starts shooting off immediately or isn't entirely sure what to do at first.
My penis is like a USDM 240SX. It's been toned down for US civilian use and costs a couple grand to perform the way the original used to.
My penis is like a 350Z. Sure, you can use it by yourself and still have a little fun. You feel a little silly after awhile though, everyone knows it was made for someone else to enjoy it with you.
My penis is like my Nissan pickup; not the biggest one out there but reliable, long lasting and a whole lot of fun to get in and out of tight spots.
My penis is like my 300ZX twin turbo, it takes off super fast but runs out of gas in no time and gives you no lasting enjoyment.
My penis is like a Motorex Skyline, there’s nothing around that looks as sweet but only delivers half as much as its worth.
My penis is like a SR powered/Drift prepped 240SX, overhyped and marketed towards those who can’t even drive yet.
My penis is like an RB powered 240SX. Way way too powerful, and has a tendency to reach climax before its expected.
My penis is like my 4 puck clutch on my 240, nobody understands how to work it as well as the owner, and when someone inexperienced gets ahold of it, they tend to fuck it up.
My penis is like my Nissan Titan. I don't know how it fits in most spaces, but I'm glad it does.
My penis is like a pizza delivering 240SX. It always comes once per customer and people get excited when it shows up at their house.
My penis is like a 4dr Skyline. It may look big, but its just as agile as it is heavy. It can satisfy over 4 people at once and still be sideways too.
My penis is like a Nissan Pathfinder. It's large enough without being too big. Nice looking, but nothing too flashy. It's getting a little older now, but still performs well since I have it serviced regularly.
My penis is like a Pimped Out S14: Bling, touches the ground and Gangsta bitches love em.
My penis is like a SOHC 240SX, low powered and embarrassing to use but quite efficient.
My penis is like a Datsun 240z: Old Skool but the ladies love riding it cuz its classic look is timeless.
My penis is like a Road Course prepped 240SX. Gives an awful ride to anyone who chooses to take it for a spin but worth it because it's so fast.